Google "Unfortunately $YourName"

Passed along from a GoogleFriend, it’s surprisingly wacky to Google your first name, prepending “unfortunately”:

• Unfortunately, WOLF’S HEAD, WOLF’S HEART needs a lot of help. agreed
• Unfortunately, wolf was just around the corner licking his lips. mmm, honey-mustard
• Unfortunately, Wolf has been wrongfully blamed for recent villager deaths. I hate it when that happens
• Unfortunately, Wolf’s suggestions were made at time when sexology, barely born, faced the first external threat to its survival. they were only suggestions
• Unfortunately, wolf snouts were not made for kissing. darnnit!
• Unfortunately, Wolf started on the session’s habit of shooting his own side as he tried to hit the spider dangling two PCs before it. trying to kick the habit
• unfortunately, Wolf’s famous for not being famous.
• Unfortunately Wolf has become a more versatile, faster and more offensive character. sod off and die
• Unfortunately Wolf’s topic has deteriorated into what has become a tiresomely familiar pattern of mutual abuse. guilty as charged

Thursday, January 05, 2006
04:43 PM